moody-booty:

every day putting on my makeup

(via phanharries)


death-by-lulz:

emotsye:

HE MET BILL MURRAY

(via phanharries)


dscwinchester:

opposablethumbcrew:

Books have a way of making you homesick for a place you have never been.

#hogwarts

(via phanharries)


insatiablefeelings:

palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

(via princethistle)


caramelgoddessxo:

I’m having a conversation with one of my friends and I ask him, “What defines you?” and he responded with, “Nothing. A definition excludes the possibility for change.”

This is one of the best responses I’ve ever received to any of my questions.

(via averypottermormon)



ironychan:

penandpage:

39cliffsidedrive:

Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.

(via theawkwardalpaca)


catherinedeneuev:

This is such an important yet underrated scene.

(via delumine)


castielismycherrypie:

spoken-not-written:

incognito-burrito:

moustache-flavoured-lubricant:

watermelonfucker:

bicorn:

a-skyofdiamonds:

“I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.”

I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE LINDSEY LOHAN

 

Right up there with finding out that Genovia isn’t a real country.

WAIT GENOVIA’S NOT A REAL COUNTRY

 I THOUGHT IT WAS IN SWITZERLAND

THATS GENEVA YOU CRUMB

YOU CRUMB

(via averypottermormon)


miosiberia:

the-cock-in-cockles:

eatsleepcrap:

THE 20 STEPS TO SURVIVAL IN SUPERNATURAL

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THERES SO MANY BEYOND PERFECT THINGS ABOUT THIS POST BUT

TAKE NOTE THICKE

21. If you absolutely cannot stay away become part of the Ghostfacers

(via averypottermormon)


sodamnrelatable:

I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like

“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.” 

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(via calum-hemmo1996)



all-aboard-the-cray-cray-train:

That’s a lot of information to get in thirty seconds.

(via pufflehuff)


going to school: late
going to a doctors appointment: late
going to a dentist appointment: late
going to my friends house: late
going to a party: late
going to a concert: 8 hours early

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

(via supermanneedssaving)